Top 10 Weird Alternatives To Viagra

10 Penis Injections During his time as ruler of Nazi Germany, Hitler regularly injected his penis with a cocktail of testosterone, made from the semen and prostate glands of young bulls

This injection was effectively an early version of Viagra, which enabled Hitler to have sex with his lover Eva Braun However, the idea of a chemical cocktail injected directly into the penis didn’t die with Adolf In 1983 pioneering urologist Sir Giles Skey Brindley injected his manhood with papaverine The chemical allowed blood to flow freely to his penis, giving him an erection that could last up to 30 hours While giving a lecture on its effectiveness, and to prove to his audience that it worked, he once dropped his pants live on stage

Brindley had indeed got an erection, which lasted throughout the lecture This allowed him to walk around the hall, inviting the audience to take a closer look at his engorged package 9 Penis Blockage In the 1600s scientists discovered that erections were caused by a rush of blood to the penis This discovery led to the first surgical treatment for erectile dysfunction in 1873

Italian doctor Francesco Parona blocked the veins that drained the blood from an erection, and thereby temporarily treated the impotence Unfortunately, back in 2012, a 21-year-old Iranian man accidentally received a similar operation when a tattoo punctured his penis This caused blood to enter the penis faster than it could go out, and he now has a permanent erection 8 Seal Penis The Cape fur seal’s penis is believed by some Asian practitioners to contain properties that enhance sexual performance

The penis is either dried and eaten, or mixed with the testicles to create a drink called Dalishen Oral Liquid The penis is high in Omega 3 fatty acids, which aid blood circulation when consumed This could be beneficial for erections, but there is no proof that it is effective Despite these doubts, munching on seal penis is extremely popular, and penises account for nearly 10% of all seal product sales – totaling $385,000 per year 7

Penis Pump The penis pump is a penis enhancement tool that was invented in the 1870s It helps men suffering with erectile dysfunction maintain an erection The cylinder device is attached over the penis, creating a vacuum around it This draws blood into the shaft, causing it to swell The pump also enlarges the length and thickness of a penis

However, penis pumps aren’t always good news, as discovered in 2006 by Oklahoma Judge Donald Thompson He was sentenced to four years in prison after he was discovered using a penis pump under his robe, while presiding over jury trials 6 Animal Transplants In the 19th century, fraud American doctor John R Brinkley gained national fame by transplanting goats’ testicles into human testicle sacks

This was in an attempt to fix patients that were ‘sexually weak’ Meanwhile, he would treat female patients by inserting goat’s gonads next to their ovaries The inserted goat testicles were always rejected by the patients’ bodies, and this sometimes caused infection and death Similarly, in the 20th century, Russian scientist Serge Voronoff gained notoriety for his technique to improve sex drive He would graft monkey testicle tissue onto the testicles of his male patients

While the technique gained Voronoff fame and wealth, the effectiveness of his experiments were disproven by the scientific community 5 Viagra Coffee Magic Power Coffee is an instant coffee product sold only online and marketed as a dietary supplement for sexual enhancement The coffee contains hydroxythiohomosildenafil [hy-droxee-theo-hommo-sil-den-afil], a chemical similar to sildenafil, which is the active ingredient in Viagra In 2010, the food and drug administration (FDA) released a statement encouraging users to stop using it immediately, as it caused dangerously low blood pressure in some men

Although there have been no reported cases of illness from the product, the FDA warns that it could lead to death in severe cases 4 Spanish Fly Spanish Fly are pills that are illegally sold online as a Viagra alternative The pills contain the dried bodies of Spanish Flies, a southern European green beetle, zinc, estrogen, and two poisons: strychnine [strick-nine] and yohimbine [Yo-him-bine] In high doses, strychnine can lead to death in just 15 minutes

Spanish Fly works by creating a rush of blood to the sexual organs But on its way, it also irritates the urinary tract, causing a burning sensation In 1991 a man from Virginia suffered from seizures after taking one of the capsules Studies from the FDA have failed to confirm whether Spanish Fly works or not, and they now urge people not to take the pills 3

Yin and Yang In 2500 BC, ancient Chinese philosophers believed that an imbalanced yin and yang were to blame for male impotence In the ancient Chinese textbook The Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine, a potion of 22 ingredients is recommended to cure impotence The potion includes powdered antlers and tortoise shell gelatin, a mixture that helped the emperor bed 1,200 women himself Acupuncture on the penis was also used as part of traditional Chinese medicine for the treatment, and is still being used in China and America today 2

Flagellation In the 1880s doctors began to suggest self-flagellation, or whipping of the penis, to cure erectile dysfunction The beatings worked by drawing blood to the penis and surrounding areas, although doctors did warn that external bleeding would be common There was also the possibility of developing hives If this failed, doctors considered galvanism, the therapeutic use of electric currents, as a potential cure that would result in a less tender penis This use of electricity would later influence shockwave therapy, a highly successful Viagra alternative

1 Penis Stings The sexual advice book Karma Sutra encourages men to use wasps to enlarge and excite the penis It tells readers to mix the wasp stingers with oil and rub the mixture onto the penis for 10 nights When swelling appears, they must sleep face down on a wooden bed with their penis hanging through a hole The swelling would increase blood flow, potentially causing an erection through the bulbous, red, swollen penis

Zoologist Jules Howard described his penis as ‘satisfyingly large’, following wasp stings to the genitals in 2015 This was after he accidentally urinated on a wasp nest

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